You’d be surprised how many days you don’t have a beer. I’ve been in my cubicle for a long time and I’ve never had a beer. I’m not kidding. I used to get one at work every single day. I don’t drink, but I do get drunk on many occasions. I’m really bad, but this day, it was a pretty bad day.
In the movie “bad day to be a beer” (which is actually a movie about a guy who has a bad day to be a beer), the main character, a drunk who runs a bar, is fired for being an asshole to customers.
I don’t think that it is a bad thing if you dont drink. When I was in college, I was told to drink a lot and at one point I was so hung over I couldn’t even finish a beer. I wasn’t going to drink then though, so a few days later, I got a big case of beer. I went back to college and when I got back, I found a free beer in the fridge. I always have one of those.
The point of this story is that if you are a bad drunk, you are literally the worst possible person to work for. You are an asshole, you are an asshole, and you are an asshole to others. And you work for someone that is an asshole to you. Like, you are the worst boss. I know you are going to go on and on about this, but I think this is pretty obvious.
That’s right, you’re the worst boss. You work for someone that does not respect you. You have a job that you do not like and that you do not care about. You work for someone that treats you like an idiot, you’re the worst boss. You are the worst boss.
Heres my opinion, if you work for someone that treats you like an idiot, youre the worst boss. I know it might not seem like it, but people who work for an asshole are always the worst bosses too.
The people I work for often have the biggest balls. They’re either so dumb that they can’t see that they’re doing something wrong, or so desperate to prove they’re a good guy that they work for someone that thinks they are. No matter how good your boss is, if you work for someone who treats you like a moron, youre the worst boss. You’re the worst boss.
This is why I keep a bottle of Crown Royal at my desk every day. When my boss calls me a moron, I am forced to drink a lot of Crown Royal in the middle of the day. It helps me stay calm.
You might be surprised to hear that most of us aren’t that good at what we do. We’re human, after all. When we’re doing something wrong, it’s because we’re not good at it. When we’re doing something good, it’s because we’re good at it and we’re not doing anything wrong. But when we’re doing something bad, we are doing it for no reason, or we’re doing it for the wrong reason.
Even worse than being a moron is when we’re a beer-drinking moron. Most of us are a beer-drinking moron, but only a few of us are a beer-drinking moron with a different reason. This is because we fail to recognize the difference between good and bad reasons to drink a beer and the difference between drinking a beer to pass the time and drinking a beer to get drunk.