It’s the day after Labor Day, and I’m sitting at a bar with a few friends. The barkeep is bringing us a beer he’s bought at the store. I’m pretty sure the beer isn’t the best he has ever had, but it’s still very good.
The best way to judge a beer is by its smell, and Im pretty sure Im having the same issue here. It isnt a bad beer, but Im not sure its worth the price. The beer he bought is stale, and Im not sure its good.
I think we are all familiar with the smell of stale beer. Like the smell of a stale cheeseburger. Or the smell of the old man in the grocery store who said, “I don’t eat meat” and then proceeded to eat it. Or the smell of a stale cupcake or bagel. You know, the smell of things that have been sitting around on the shelf all day.
Im not sure what you are talking about here.
Yes we are talking about the smell of a stale beer. Because that smell just doesn’t compare to the smell of stale beer.
You might be thinking of the old man in the grocery store who made a living by giving out stale beer. Or the old man in the grocery store who gave you stale beer. Or the old man in the grocery store who said, I dont eat meat and then said, I do eat meat and then proceeded to eat it. Or the old man in the grocery store who said, meat is a better food than beer.
The man in the grocery store who didn’t make a living by giving out stale beer was an old man named Harold who lived in a small town in a big city that was also a small town. He was a bit odd, at first. He was a bit strange. He was a bit eccentric. But over time the town became a bit less odd and a bit more normal and then he started giving out stale beer.
What’s so different? Well, for starters, there’s the fact that he’s now got a whole new set of customers. And that makes a lot of sense from the perspective of a guy who’s been selling stale beer for so long. Also, he’s now got a whole new set of customers. Because if you have a lot of people who are selling stale beer that’s just made them money, then all of a sudden they want more customers.
I think the way that stale beer works is that it gets people to buy more stale beer. Its a simple enough model. The only difference I see is that it can take longer to sell the stale beer. And that can be good or bad.
Like stale beer, stale bread is a great way to make money, but it’s also an incredibly boring way to make money. It’s a simple enough model to be a bit annoying, and it can take a long time to sell.