I get asked quite often what I think of as one of my favorite things to do in Denver. I love being outside, and getting to enjoy a beer is my favorite way to do it. But what really sets it apart from all the other activities I love to do is the fact that it’s a place where all the neighborhood kids can come and play.
That’s right, kids. The Denver area is full of kids, and those who are a bit older than 16 years old are allowed to play. That is, unless you’re a parent, you get to pick which kids you want to keep as a part of your family. The rule is that you can only keep two kids at a time.
Troy Beer Garden is a game for ages 16 and up. There are three categories of kids inside Troy Beer Garden. There are the normal kids, and there are the “fancy kids.” Fancy kids are the ones who are super cool and get to have their picture taken with the beer guy in the window. Normal kids get to have their picture taken with their friends. The rules are that normal kids can only play with other normal kids and fancy kids can only play with other fancy kids.
The fancy kids are the ones who are good at drinking beer, but aren’t very good at driving. They can’t play with normal kids because they might get hit by a car, and they can’t play with fancy kids because they might get hit by a laser that blows up their heads and chokes them to death.
The “beer guy” has a special purpose. It’s not just to have a picture taken with friends, it’s to give you a free beer, so you can buy an ice cream sundae. So it’s a fairly safe bet that if you’re a fancy kid, you’ll get a free ice cream sundae.
I’m not a huge beer drinker myself, but I do agree with the idea that it’s great to see your friends and families enjoying a beer together. I mean, I’m a pretty big fan of beer, but that doesn’t mean I spend too much time hanging out with people who are.
Thats exactly what happens. The more time someone spends with someone, the more likely they are to enjoy being with them. The more beer you drink, the more likely you are to have a drink with someone.
Of course, this isnt just about beer. People are constantly hanging out, hanging out, hanging out, and then drinking. There are people out there who drink beer, or go to bars that are actually beer-drinking bars, but its all about the time and the beer.
There are other ways to have fun that dont involve drinking beer. Some of you have probably seen this concept referred to as “coffee” or “coffee drinking.” What this means is that, with the right attitude and skills, you can have the same kind of fun and enjoyment while also not having to drink so much beer that you can’t even enjoy yourself.
A good way to not drink so much beer that you cant enjoy yourself is to go to a local venue that has a beer garden. This means you, the beer-drinker need not drink as much as you would normally, but you can still have a good time. Think bar mitzvah, college graduation, or any other milestone celebration. These events sometimes have food, too.